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Hobbit Meal Times

mukimoon:

Hobbit Meal Times

aferdhelarg:

cocainebreakfast:

briella21:

Every man needs to treat their woman, the way Kanye treats Kim, like a Queen.

love them so fucking much

الجهل نعمة.

aferdhelarg:

cocainebreakfast:

briella21:

Every man needs to treat their woman, the way Kanye treats Kim, like a Queen.

love them so fucking much

الجهل نعمة.

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

sweet-tea-and-camo:

chriscevans:

CHRIS EVANS APPRECIATION: Uniform

SHIT

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

twistic:

cancune:

radiogrimshaw:

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OH LORD

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